You know it's the offseason when...

[Seiko Zoorhess]

You have to go to school when you should be staying home, or rather going to Dorney.

You spend half the day doing nothing but watching random videos of dorney from random websites, and get two viruses in doing so.

[UdoTch]

...you find a page on CoasterBuzz filled entirelly with puns. (http://www.coasterbuzz.com/forum.aspx?m ... 662&page=2)

...you find this oldie in that thread

"*scene: on a farm, 2 guys are leaning against a fence looking at a herd of cows*
City Boy: There's a bunch of cows over there.
Farmer: Herd.
City Boy: Heard of what?
Farmer: Herd of cows.
City Boy: Of course I've heard of cows. There's a bunch of them over there."

[dannerman]

...you steal someone ELSE'S post on another forum!

[UdoTch]

...you get in a "fight" over something like this.

[dannerman]

...you get accused of getting in a fight, when you're not fighting, just stating the truth!

(sorry.. I just love those smileys and don't get a chance to use them often...back on topic:)
...you plan a 3D computer model of your favorite ride that was just removed from DP and promise dptalon135 he can put the finished pic online.

[UdoTch]

...you get accused of starting a fight

...you get anxious over the picture of that ride!

...you start looking at the count down on the main page to see how much longer you have live through classes.

[Seiko Zoorhess]

...you actually look at the bottom of the page looking for a topic about the offseason and post in it.

...you have random dreams about being in Dorney and riding Hydra, and Hercules, even if one of them doesn't exist anymore.

...you have another dream about being in the waterpark a day before it just snowed outside.

...you keep watching the singer Jojo's Video for Baby Its You to remind you of theme/amusement parks, even if the park showed in it is in no way related to dorney...

[insaneaboutdorney]

You know it is the offseason when there is nothing else to talk about!

[dannerman]

...when someone resurrects the month-old topic about how to tell if it's the offseason

[dptalon135]

Or when you watch the Hydra webcam so much, you happen to catch the one picture with a train testing .

[Seiko Zoorhess]

..Your are so pathetic that you travel from Manahawkin New Jersey to Allentown Pensylvania just to get a look at the park and Hydra...

...You make flyers and hand them out to people in your school just to help promote the opening of Hydra and Dorney as a whole...

...You post more than twice in this topic...

...You take random rides to random theme parks like SFGADV just to see the new ride from the distance a few days before the opening...

...You say it's freezing outside, but then shoot off to opening day of Dorney or other parks, regardless of whether or not it could possibly snow that day (the upcoming weekend, it's still cold outside)...

[KoasterKid61]

when you go to orlando with your dad and is overly excited to go on the first ride you see...

sunshine...yay

[KoasterKid61]

...when its 11pm on a school night and you come to this website because you cant sleep thinking that dorney is opening next week!

[UdoTch]

...you realize that since finals start tommorrow its only 8 days until the park opens.

...you spend hours looking at the park map looking for any changes.

...you start watching the Hydra POV all the time in prepreration for your own first ride.....after hearing stories of other people riding it already.

...you spend a while coming up with these when somebody revives the thread.

[maeryk]

Your wife says "surprise honey!" and buys you a season pass.

And you live 20 mins from the park.

and you WORK 10 mins from the park.

(can you say Hydra on lunch hour? I thought so!)

Maeryk